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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I am with zeity on this one. One cannot choose one's orientation. And I would have been far happier if I had "batted for the opposition". Alas I find the thought makes me
    Once upon a time... there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He
    had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured
    out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first
    thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and
    asked them to stop.

    Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two
    animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You
    will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."

    The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this
    forest to be female except for me".
    A magical sound and it was done.

    Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet."

    This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there
    was a helmet.

    It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the
    neighboring forest to be female." A magical sound and it was done.

    The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle."

    Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot
    of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical
    sound there was a motorcycle.

    The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to
    be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done.

    The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said "I
    wish the bear was gay" and then took off like a bat out of hell........
    =

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      morning all

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        have you visited http://tpdville.myminicity.com/ today?

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7203988.stm

          Some days you should just stay in bed...
          A man has been accidentally shot by a rescuer who was trying to free him from the jaws of a crocodile in northern Australia.

          oh dear!

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            I wonder if AtW will talk to me today?
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              I'm guessing probably not
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Perhaps I should PM him to say hello
                Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  I wonder if AtW will talk to me today?
                  If you are really lucky, no...

                  Actually, I don't think he is that bad... a bit but....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Ted, he's not biting, is he?
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Ted, he's not biting, is he?
                      Don't know what you mean
                      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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