Under Water, nobody can hear you scream
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Or drown, for that matter..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Under water Nobody can hear you scream
Originally posted by cojakOr drown, for that matter...
There are far worse ways to go.
I could get knocked down crossing the road, By a busload of hackers!!!
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You actually can smoke a cigarette in an AH3 diving helmet, it's getting rid of the cig butt thats the problemOriginally posted by cykophysh39Or smoke Cigarettes
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just 41 minutes to go then my shift has finished - just chill out till tuesday then off on holiday for 2 weeks yay!

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this is a test - delete?
re: prophesyOriginally posted by sasgurujdjdsjd
This is getting really scary!
At 7199 I,m disconnecting my broadband and heading for the stationary shop.
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bumpSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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