test please delete

[NickFitz]

I will try anything! Can I use CM?

Did you miss the word "virgin"?

[BrilloPad]

Did you miss the word "virgin"?

to me she is chaste and pure...

[BrilloPad]

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[BrilloPad]

Did you miss the word "virgin"?

I reckon she is going to your

[Sockpuppet]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...oing-do-3.html
runs over a few pages...
keep single!

Hmm...I should stay single and away from nutty people by the looks of it.

When I was at Uni there was a medic we knew who self harmed. She would cut her wrists and have to hide it becuase she would have been struck off from practising. No-one thought that it would be a good idea to tell me this bit of the story.

So we had a house party, got drunk she had a massive row with housemate who she was banging. Everyone goes to bed....she comes back on her bicycle after having cut herself about an hour after leaving.

I answer the door and she just shows me her wrists pissing blood everywhere - some proper deep cuts too.

The first words out of my mouth were "Did you fall off your bike?"

Trust me those are not good words to say to a very emotional person who has just cut her wrists.

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[NickFitz]

Right, it's not raining out (judging by the lack of umbrellas in Leicester Square), which makes this a good time to head off to the pub.

One good thing about working here is that my London local is only a minute or so's walk away

Bye Scourer, SP and MrsG - see you all later

[BrilloPad]

Hmm...I should stay single and away from nutty people by the looks of it.

When I was at Uni there was a medic we knew who self harmed. She would cut her wrists and have to hide it becuase she would have been struck off from practising. No-one thought that it would be a good idea to tell me this bit of the story.

So we had a house party, got drunk she had a massive row with housemate who she was banging. Everyone goes to bed....she comes back on her bicycle after having cut herself about an hour after leaving.

I answer the door and she just shows me her wrists pissing blood everywhere - some proper deep cuts too.

The first words out of my mouth were "Did you fall off your bike?"

Trust me those are not good words to say to a very emotional person who has just cut her wrists.

you never know someone until you divorce them.

[Sockpuppet]

I reckon she is going to your

Having your arse slapped is the least of your worries by the looks of it!

[Sockpuppet]

you never know someone until you divorce them.

Don't intend for that to happen. I'll drown her bef.....(joke )