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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Triple, breasted women, swim around town... totally naked!

    hmmm - three seems a bit of a waste - I only have two hands...

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      i'll leave the next imminent palindrome to one of you jazz and spankers....

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        morning all
        morning 5*

        how are you?

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          i'll leave the next imminent palindrome to one of you jazz and spankers....
          Is it me?

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            #67766
            BrilloPad
            Godlike


            Full House

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              I just don't understand the world I am living in any more.
              I'll explain.

              Sockpuppet single. Got asked to go speed dating by a mate. Not loving the idea but saw a chance for comedy and asked a mate who is married to come. She is assuming a name and removing the wedding ring.

              Personally I think she should just leave it on and explain her last husband died in an "accident".

              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              double teamed? Is this some sort of viz term? With mums involved I do hope not...
              Naughty BP. I meant they both asked me in the same day if I was having an affair.

              Come to think of it everyone that knows us thinks we are having an affair.

              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              What? Free Kebab is never to be laughed at.

              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              ouch! SP - you are very very naughty!
              Admit it....it made you laugh.

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                #67767
                BrilloPad
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                Another full house

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Is it me?
                  not yet it isn't.

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                    Morning all denzians.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      hmmm - three seems a bit of a waste - I only have two hands...
                      two hands and a mouth

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