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I have an idea for registering TPD with (removed) and claiming £15 expenses every day through (removed) dispensation and then requesting a cheque for the total from HMRC at the end of each quarter.
Last edited by Contractor UK; 8 January 2010, 10:52.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
I have an idea for registering TPD with Tarpon and claiming £15 expenses every day through Tarpon's dispensation and then requesting a cheque for the total from HMRC at the end of each quarter.
The Missus & I decided we wouldn't have kids (bad role models, too icky, irresponsible attitudes, The Bomb, not ready yet, global overpopulation, just not interested, too lazy, etc.)
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I've already told them (well her) that when she gets pregnant I am getting my own back.
I've got a whole stockpile of jokes and only 9 months to use them. I mean 6 or 7 months of me going "do you serioulsy know how much its going to hurt" should be enough payback for that episode.
Maybe I need some visual aids. Like a watermellon and the dogs rubber ring he chews on. Hmm....
Can we put convert one of the cupboards into a kitchenette: small fridge/freezer, microwave, toaster, DISHWASHER (I've worked in offices!)?
Or do we expand the coffee area to provide all this?
I was assuming the coffee area would be like in a small hotel where we can meet guests and generally behave professionally, but a kitchen would be where we nuke our curries and heat up pop-tarts.
Talking of pop-tarts, any ideas for a receptionist? Denny perhaps?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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