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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI am so sick of working all ready.........Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostWhat's the plan for today then folks?
Originally posted by Bear View Postwe need some ideas for decor etc
we'll poll the members tomorrow - one day only for submission of ideasOriginally posted by Bear View PostSo we have- Reception area (with suitable receptionist!!)
- cloakroom
- cosy area with log fire
- coffee area
- valet parking
- Bar - Serving Bananas during contract time - Booze at other times
anything else?Originally posted by Bear View PostWe've got:
Diver - Site Foreman
Browneissue - Fund Raising
We need volunteers for the workOriginally posted by Bear View PostKeep thinking of ideas and we need an implementation planDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I'm bored today
Decided not to attend the workshop todaySi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostPlease....young single guy alert here. I know your both 30+ and the biological clock is ticking but for the love of god I don't want to hear it....
The Missus & I decided we wouldn't have kids (bad role models, too icky, irresponsible attitudes, The Bomb, not ready yet, global overpopulation, just not interested, too lazy, etc.)
But we have been subjected to listening all our friends & peers talking about the whole kids thing for the past ten bloody years.
Ovulation: how, where and when to shove the thermometer so Daddy-To-Be can be told when he is allowed Humpy Pumpy this month. I've seen charts Blu-Taked to the fridge, FFS.
Baby milk sick. Colours, staining, smell, consistency.
Nappies. For some reason, parents only talk about the contents of nappies at the dinner table. When we were all childless, I was the disgusting one. I haven't changed but now they can all gross me out with just a few words. "See this asparagus? When it comes out of Tabatha it always..."
"So, house prices, new car, blah, blah, Timmikins come here" ... inserts hand down back of nappy and sniffs ... "you need changing young man, ask for promotion and would you care for a second helping? Oh, not eating?"
Baby's first tulip. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
Tear or cut? Discuss.
Words that will make me leave the room: Prolapse. Haemorrhoids. Ectopic pregnancy. Fibroids.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I'd like to help with the TPD project.... but I am not sure what I could do....Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Pah. We need the TPD warehouse or at least some storage.
If this new place needs to racking or a forklift or 2 i'll look at it
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'd like to help with the TPD project.... but I am not sure what I could do....
Bring bananas.Comment
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