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    I'm feeling quite under the weather myself

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      My get-up-and-go seems to have got up and gone.

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        "Police 10-7" is on Men & Motors...

        It's like "Police, Camera, Action" or "The World's Most Amazing Bits of Police Video", but in New Zealand...

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          This means it's primarily composed of the NZ Police trying to sort out trivial domestic incidents involving drunk teenagers.

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            Although recently they had a teenager who wasn't obviously drunk... a rare occurrence in NZ, it seems...

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              He had merely turned his car over in a ditch as a result of driving on tyres that were not so much bald, as skeletal

              Totally unharmed, of course...

              If I had an accident like that with my totally-legal tyres somehow failing, I'd probably be killed instantly.

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                Or maybe left paralysed and drooling

                But a teenager in a cut & shut who shouldn't even have been on the road alone (not passed his test yet) walks away quite unharmed

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                  And here come the adverts for Essex girls, all apparently staying in on a Monday night hoping that I'll send them a text message (£1.50/msg, send STOP to 666 to end).

                  Not sure if photo messaging costs more... reasonably sure that sending a photo would act just as effectively to STOP any personal contact

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                    Anyway, my phone doesn't take pictures. It's only just able to receive phone calls

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                      "Convergence" isn't something I want in my pocket, thank you very much.

                      SMS (or "texting" as the youngsters call it) I can just about cope with - it actually has some useful applications.

                      I can't think of any good reason to send somebody a photograph of myself or my environs right now... can't wait... my friends have to see what I'm seeing (or me) this very INSTANT!!!

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