I'm feeling quite under the weather myself
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"Police 10-7" is on Men & Motors...
It's like "Police, Camera, Action" or "The World's Most Amazing Bits of Police Video", but in New Zealand...Comment
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This means it's primarily composed of the NZ Police trying to sort out trivial domestic incidents involving drunk teenagers.Comment
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Although recently they had a teenager who wasn't obviously drunk... a rare occurrence in NZ, it seems...Comment
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He had merely turned his car over in a ditch as a result of driving on tyres that were not so much bald, as skeletal
Totally unharmed, of course...
If I had an accident like that with my totally-legal tyres somehow failing, I'd probably be killed instantly.Comment
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Or maybe left paralysed and drooling
But a teenager in a cut & shut who shouldn't even have been on the road alone (not passed his test yet) walks away quite unharmedComment
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And here come the adverts for Essex girls, all apparently staying in on a Monday night hoping that I'll send them a text message (£1.50/msg, send STOP to 666 to end).
Not sure if photo messaging costs more... reasonably sure that sending a photo would act just as effectively to STOP any personal contactComment
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"Convergence" isn't something I want in my pocket, thank you very much.
SMS (or "texting" as the youngsters call it) I can just about cope with - it actually has some useful applications.
I can't think of any good reason to send somebody a photograph of myself or my environs right now... can't wait... my friends have to see what I'm seeing (or me) this very INSTANT!!!Comment
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