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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    It happens all the time! "Hey Moose, would you like to weigh my tits?". Then I wake up.
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
      Do you think people might read it tomorrow?
      Yes.

      Some will.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        Don't say breast
        Breast?

        Why can't we say breast?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Breast?

          Why can't we say breast?
          Specifically in general is a risque thread for men
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Breast?

            Why can't we say breast?
            Don't say BREAST!

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              You can say:

              # Air Bags
              # Arm Rests
              # Ballermen
              # Balloons
              # Balongas
              # Barackas
              # Bass Drums
              # Bazongas
              # Bazookas
              # Bazooms
              # Big-ones
              # Big 'Uns
              # Binoculars
              # Bodacious Ta-Ta's
              # Bongos
              # Boobies
              # Booblets (for small ones)
              # Boobs
              # Boulders
              # Bouncers
              # Bouncing Betties
              # Breakfast, dinner and everything in between
              # Breastisists
              # Cabbobbas
              # Cajungas
              # Cantelopes
              # Chest
              # Chestnuts
              # Chi Chi's
              # Chickies
              # Coconuts
              # Conversation Pieces
              # Crowd Pleasers
              # Cupcakes
              # Deals
              # Dingers
              # Dual Air Bags
              # Dueling Banjos
              # Ear Warmers
              # Entertainment
              # Erotic Volcanos
              # Flesh Pillows
              # Flippers
              # Floaters
              # Flotation Devices
              # Fog Lights
              # French Horns
              # Fried Eggs
              # Fun Bags
              # Gifts
              # Golden Bozos
              # Guns
              # Guzzongas
              # Hand Warmers
              # Headlights
              # Heavens in your hands
              # Heaves o' Heavan
              # Hills
              # Hogans
              # Honkers
              # Hooters
              # Incentives
              # Jigglers
              # Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time)
              # Jobblies
              # Joy Buzzers
              # Jugoombies
              # Jugs
              # Jumblies
              # Knobs
              # Lactation Stations
              # Lefty & Righty
              # Lil 'Uns
              # Lolas
              # Lollipops
              # Love Humps
              # Love Muffins
              # Lunch Trays
              # Kittens
              # Magic Mountains
              # Mammaries
              # Mammery Cannons
              # Massive Melons
              # Melons
              # Milk Jugs
              # Milk Wagons
              # Missles
              # Mosquito Bites
              # Mounds
              # Mountains
              # Mountains of Love
              # Mountains of Perfection
              # Muffins
              # Nay-Nays
              # Nipple Cushions
              # Nockers
              # Non-Dairy Creamers
              # Nugens
              # Pacifiers
              # Pair
              # Party Favors
              # Party Hats
              # Peaks
              # Penis Pillows
              # Penis Pleasers
              # Penis Warmers
              # Pillows
              # Pints
              # Play Toys
              # Puppies
              # Purple People Eaters
              # Quicker Sticker Uppers
              # Rack
              # Radio Dials
              # Recliners
              # Riding Handles
              # Ripe Flesh
              # Rocky Mountains
              # Set
              # Smarties
              # Snack Trays
              # Stacks
              # Squeezables
              # Sweater Kittens
              # Taters
              # Thingys
              # Tits
              # Titymackers
              # Tomatoes
              # Tonkers
              # Torpedoes
              # Tracks o' land
              # Twangers
              # Twin Peaks
              # Twins
              # Warheads
              # Wazoos
              # Weapons
              # Whammies
              # Whoahs
              # Whoppers
              # Window Displays
              # Winnebago's
              # Wobblers
              # Woffers
              # Yaboos
              # Yazoos
              # Yummys
              # Zambonies
              # Zepplin

              But not breasts OK
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                You can say:

                # Air Bags
                # Arm Rests
                # Ballermen
                # Balloons
                # Balongas
                # Barackas
                # Bass Drums
                # Bazongas
                # Bazookas
                # Bazooms
                # Big-ones
                # Big 'Uns
                # Binoculars
                # Bodacious Ta-Ta's
                # Bongos
                # Boobies
                # Booblets (for small ones)
                # Boobs
                # Boulders
                # Bouncers
                # Bouncing Betties
                # Breakfast, dinner and everything in between
                # Breastisists
                # Cabbobbas
                # Cajungas
                # Cantelopes
                # Chest
                # Chestnuts
                # Chi Chi's
                # Chickies
                # Coconuts
                # Conversation Pieces
                # Crowd Pleasers
                # Cupcakes
                # Deals
                # Dingers
                # Dual Air Bags
                # Dueling Banjos
                # Ear Warmers
                # Entertainment
                # Erotic Volcanos
                # Flesh Pillows
                # Flippers
                # Floaters
                # Flotation Devices
                # Fog Lights
                # French Horns
                # Fried Eggs
                # Fun Bags
                # Gifts
                # Golden Bozos
                # Guns
                # Guzzongas
                # Hand Warmers
                # Headlights
                # Heavens in your hands
                # Heaves o' Heavan
                # Hills
                # Hogans
                # Honkers
                # Hooters
                # Incentives
                # Jigglers
                # Jingle Bells (During Christmas Time)
                # Jobblies
                # Joy Buzzers
                # Jugoombies
                # Jugs
                # Jumblies
                # Knobs
                # Lactation Stations
                # Lefty & Righty
                # Lil 'Uns
                # Lolas
                # Lollipops
                # Love Humps
                # Love Muffins
                # Lunch Trays
                # Kittens
                # Magic Mountains
                # Mammaries
                # Mammery Cannons
                # Massive Melons
                # Melons
                # Milk Jugs
                # Milk Wagons
                # Missles
                # Mosquito Bites
                # Mounds
                # Mountains
                # Mountains of Love
                # Mountains of Perfection
                # Muffins
                # Nay-Nays
                # Nipple Cushions
                # Nockers
                # Non-Dairy Creamers
                # Nugens
                # Pacifiers
                # Pair
                # Party Favors
                # Party Hats
                # Peaks
                # Penis Pillows
                # Penis Pleasers
                # Penis Warmers
                # Pillows
                # Pints
                # Play Toys
                # Puppies
                # Purple People Eaters
                # Quicker Sticker Uppers
                # Rack
                # Radio Dials
                # Recliners
                # Riding Handles
                # Ripe Flesh
                # Rocky Mountains
                # Set
                # Smarties
                # Snack Trays
                # Stacks
                # Squeezables
                # Sweater Kittens
                # Taters
                # Thingys
                # Tits
                # Titymackers
                # Tomatoes
                # Tonkers
                # Torpedoes
                # Tracks o' land
                # Twangers
                # Twin Peaks
                # Twins
                # Warheads
                # Wazoos
                # Weapons
                # Whammies
                # Whoahs
                # Whoppers
                # Window Displays
                # Winnebago's
                # Wobblers
                # Woffers
                # Yaboos
                # Yazoos
                # Yummys
                # Zambonies
                # Zepplin

                But not breasts OK
                Sorry? Say what?
                #65056





                Well done!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Sorry? Say what?
                  #65056





                  Well done!
                  See

                  That was an accident too
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    See

                    That was an accident too
                    An accident I waited 20 minutes to happen!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      An accident I waited 20 minutes to happen!
                      You should have said, I would have given it to you, I let Gonzo have one last night (SIGNIFICANT POST)
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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