best go now before my telephone interview.
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True - it's not good is it though?Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
a slap
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it might go on a bit and then the canteen will be closed... and that would be a bad thing indeed.Comment
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Works best when you can visualise Rowan Atkinson slapping another hedgehog emblem on the cab door.Originally posted by zeitghost"I love trucking, I love trucking, I love trucking coz I like to truck"...
Not the Nine O'Clock News 1983.
Remember the one about sending faxes - it was the up 'n' coming thing to do.
"I fax you. You fax me.
<something or other> fax the company."Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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i don't want to have to eat the sarnies from the machine. they are under-filled and overpriced.Comment
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Yeah - congrats to Zeity - forum personality of the yearOriginally posted by DS23 View Post"Since its posting on Nov 4, 2005, it has racked up over 62,000 views and was started when one forum member, Zeitghost, said the trial message has to remain here until the end of the Universe.
hmmm....
over 62000 replies. views is rather more.
congrats to zeity!
And TPD - best thread - that'll cause some controversy in General (specifically)Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Are you referring to the London Underground we all know and love?Originally posted by Bear View PostOn the tube this morning I found myself staring at 2 pretty women, one of them was also there yesterday.
They kept looking up at me but I couldn't help myself.
I fear I may get into trouble if I can't stop staring at all these beautiful women!
Surely the procedure is:
a) You gawp and stare to your heart's content.
b) Once in a blue moon, they will say something and object.
c) If so, you pull a violent face and snarl nastily "Wot choo lookin' at?"
d) Then continue to stare at them.
That was the treatment my Missus used to get on the Central / Circle lines.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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