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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    I can't wait to see the post that breaks 32 bit numbering system.
    It's not just the numbering system, it's also the code, the supplementary library routines, the maintenance utilities, the quick 'n' dirty bits of script to just quickly 'fix' something, the patch release that was compiled using a different set of command line parameters, the new inclusion of some old 16-bit code, ...
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Right then.

      Stats.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Right then.

        Stats.
        Where?
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          Has BP gone?

          I thought he'd stick around for his 5000.
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            The Top TPD Posters

            No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit

            .1) DS23 .............. 7036 = 11.341% = 1 in every 8 posts
            .2) zeitghost ......... 6074 = .9.790% = 1 in every 10 posts
            .3) TheFaQQer ......... 5918 = .9.539% = 1 in every 10 posts
            .4) Diver ............. 4836 = .7.795% = 1 in every 12 posts
            .5) cailin maith ...... 4702 = .7.579% = 1 in every 13 posts
            .6) BrowneIssue ....... 4047 = .6.523% = 1 in every 15 posts
            .7) NickFitz .......... 3280 = .5.287% = 1 in every 18 posts
            .8) BrilloPad ......... 2705 = .4.360% = 1 in every 22 posts
            .9) FiveTimes ......... 2470 = .3.981% = 1 in every 25 posts
            10) Fortune Green ..... 2204 = .3.552% = 1 in every 28 posts
            11) Bear .............. 2150 = .3.465% = 1 in every 28 posts
            12) DiscoStu .......... 1665 = .2.684% = 1 in every 37 posts
            13) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .2.079% = 1 in every 48 posts
            14) PRC1964 ........... 1267 = .2.042% = 1 in every 48 posts
            15) Jog On ............ 1259 = .2.029% = 1 in every 49 posts
            16) Troll ............. 1058 = .1.705% = 1 in every 58 posts
            17) DaveB ............. .929 = .1.497% = 1 in every 66 posts
            18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .1.277% = 1 in every 78 posts
            19) realityhack ....... .623 = .1.004% = 1 in every 99 posts
            20) The Lone Gunman ... .540 = .0.870% = 1 in every 114 posts
            21) oracleslave ....... .454 = .0.732% = 1 in every 136 posts
            22) Moscow Mule ....... .357 = .0.575% = 1 in every 173 posts
            23) BA to the Stars ... .323 = .0.521% = 1 in every 192 posts
            24) ElectricChair ..... .319 = .0.514% = 1 in every 194 posts
            25) Clownio ........... .298 = .0.480% = 1 in every 208 posts
            26) Moose423956 ....... .267 = .0.430% = 1 in every 232 posts
            27) threaded .......... .233 = .0.376% = 1 in every 266 posts
            28) alreadypacked ..... .227 = .0.366% = 1 in every 273 posts
            29) Gonzo ............. .216 = .0.348% = 1 in every 287 posts
            30) EqualOpportunities . 210 = .0.338% = 1 in every 295 posts
            31) wendigo100 ........ .203 = .0.327% = 1 in every 305 posts
            32) Sockpuppet ........ .192 = .0.309% = 1 in every 323 posts
            33) Let-Me-In ......... .188 = .0.303% = 1 in every 330 posts
            34) SallyAnne ......... .179 = .0.289% = 1 in every 346 posts
            35) MrsGoof ........... .163 = .0.263% = 1 in every 380 posts
            36) fzbucks ........... .160 = .0.258% = 1 in every 387 posts
            37) Zorba ............. .151 = .0.243% = 1 in every 410 posts
            38) cykophysh39 ....... .145 = .0.234% = 1 in every 427 posts
            39) janey ............. .135 = .0.218% = 1 in every 459 posts
            40) RandyW ............ .125 = .0.201% = 1 in every 496 posts
            41) AtW ............... .119 = .0.192% = 1 in every 521 posts
            42) darmstadt ......... .114 = .0.184% = 1 in every 544 posts
            43) sasguru ........... .113 = .0.182% = 1 in every 549 posts
            44) Ardesco ........... .100 = .0.161% = 1 in every 620 posts
            45) tay ............... . 92 = .0.148% = 1 in every 674 posts
            46) El_Diablo ......... . 89 = .0.143% = 1 in every 697 posts
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              The Top Drivellers

              TPDNo. User . . . . . . .TPDPosts CUKRank CUKPosts Drivel%

              . .6) .BrowneIssue....... .4047 . . .16 . . 4551 . 88.926%
              . 12) .DiscoStu.......... .1665 . . .48 . . 1932 . 86.180%
              . .7) .NickFitz.......... .3280 . . .20 . . 3972 . 82.578%
              . 10) .Fortune Green..... .2204 . . .31 . . 2731 . 80.703%
              . .9) .FiveTimes......... .2470 . . .27 . . 3070 . 80.456%
              . 11) .Bear.............. .2150 . . .32 . . 2719 . 79.073%
              . .1) .DS23.............. .7036 . . . 3 . . 9030 . 77.918%
              . .5) .cailin maith...... .4702 . . .10 . . 6173 . 76.170%
              . .4) .Diver............. .4836 . . . 7 . . 6950 . 69.583%
              . 15) .Jog On............ .1259 . . .49 . . 1881 . 66.932%
              . .3) .TheFaQQer......... .5918 . . . 2 . .10626 . 55.694%
              . .8) .BrilloPad......... .2705 . . .13 . . 4989 . 54.219%
              . 25) .Clownio........... . 298 . . 133 . . .565 . 52.743%
              . 14) .PRC1964........... .1267 . . .37 . . 2493 . 50.822%
              . 23) .BA to the Stars... . 323 . . 118 . . .656 . 49.238%
              . 44) .El_Diablo......... . 100 . . 225 . . .215 . 46.512%
              . 40) .RandyW............ . 125 . . 183 . . .330 . 37.879%
              . 38) .cykophysh39....... . 145 . . 168 . . .390 . 37.179%
              . 13) .n5gooner.......... .1290 . . .21 . . 3679 . 35.064%
              . .2) .zeitghost......... .6074 . . . 1 . .17819 . 34.087%
              . 21) .oracleslave....... . 454 . . .71 . . 1420 . 31.972%
              . 36) .fzbucks........... . 160 . . 148 . . .508 . 31.496%
              . 18) .Xenophon.......... . 792 . . .24 . . 3218 . 24.612%
              . 17) .DaveB............. . 929 . . .18 . . 4336 . 21.425%
              . 22) .Moscow Mule....... . 357 . . .52 . . 1752 . 20.377%
              . 16) .Troll............. .1058 . . .11 . . 5499 . 19.240%
              . 29) .Gonzo............. . 216 . . .83 . . 1165 . 18.541%
              . 19) .realityhack....... . 623 . . .23 . . 3381 . 18.427%
              . 30) .EqualOpportunities . 210 . . .85 . . 1143 . 18.373%
              . 26) .Moose423956....... . 267 . . .63 . . 1502 . 17.776%
              . 28) .alreadypacked..... . 227 . . .73 . . 1351 . 16.802%
              . 43) .tay............... . 113 . . .92 . . 1060 . 10.660%
              . 32) .Sockpuppet........ . 192 . . .25 . . 3146 . .6.103%
              . 42) .Ardesco........... . 114 . . .22 . . 3454 . .3.301%
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Don't you worry at all about posting this stuff? You do know it all appears in Google, don't you? When I looked up the sexual activities you referred to earlier, they were also referred to as activities associated with rapists.

                And are you familiar with techniques such as those in Project ECHELON for pattern matching and linking to individuals?

                Or is it just me needing to put my tin-foil hat back on to stop the waves government affecting my brain waves?
                Nope. That's why I had to add the "don't take anything I say seriously" line as people took me seriously.

                Everything I say, everything is usually aimed at getting a laugh. I'd never actually try those things I suggested. I just have a very very dark sense of humor.

                At least the people at the London do could vouch that I am not a complete door fitting.

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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Where?
                  It takes me about 7 minutes. It's a naff manual process.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                    Very...

                    (And depends which orifice he was using....)
                    And that's your 100th TPD



                    Well done - onwards and upwards!!!
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                      Another 40 minutes of drivel, and I'd hit 6000 TPDs.

                      but I'm very tired now, so will be going in a minute.
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