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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    She has one. She is your ex.
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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Gotta get to 65536 first...
      I can't wait to see the post that breaks 32 bit numbering system.

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I got bitch-slapped so sorely for flirting that there is NO way I'll make that mistake again. Definitely Bear's territory, that game.
        Who were you flirting with??

        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        I have already expressed my opinion on why your friend was banned.

        I think mine was also a warning to stop nerd-flirting with CM in so many threads. It had perhaps gone on a bit too much, but luckily for the rest of you, we moved it over to TPD when I came back.

        Unfortunately for me, there's now too much competition for flirting
        Bollocks... you're still my fave flirtbot!!
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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          I'd like 75000 and 100000 to complete my set of 25000 and 50000...
          I'd like to win the Lottery and have an 18" baby maker but I'm not holding out much hope.

          (You have to buy a ticket or something for that Lottery thingy, dontcha? And I never have. )
          Last edited by BrowneIssue; 8 January 2008, 21:52. Reason: Changed 'knob' to something less ban-worthy
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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Who were you flirting with??
            Me. It wasn't that he was flirting more that she then realised their marriage was a sham.

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              I'd like to win the Lottery and have an 18" knob but I'm not holding out much hope.
              Why would you want door fittings that large?

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                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                Why would you want door fittings that large?
                it's usually BI who makes me laugh -but that was a good one!!
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                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  I can't wait to see the post that breaks 32 bit numbering system.
                  I got 32767 (which would have been the last post if there was a 32k post limit in a thread). BATTS got 32768 which would have blown it.
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                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    Mugs game if you ask me. Won't be caught dead doing it.

                    Rohypnol™ - Works a treat.

                    That should seriously be their new advert.


                    Either that or walk upto the woman of your dreams and use the following chat up line.

                    "Excuse me beautiful. Can you tell me if this rag smells of chloroform"
                    Don't you worry at all about posting this stuff? You do know it all appears in Google, don't you? When I looked up the sexual activities you referred to earlier, they were also referred to as activities associated with rapists.

                    And are you familiar with techniques such as those in Project ECHELON for pattern matching and linking to individuals?

                    Or is it just me needing to put my tin-foil hat back on to stop the waves government affecting my brain waves?
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Why would you want door fittings that large?

                      I'd just reconsidered my wording and gone back and edited it when I saw this!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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