Originally posted by zeitghost
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Originally posted by TrollAhem... a certain female I am related to tried to stick something together not realising that araldite was a two part jobby, and was only using the tube marked adhesive and wondering why it was taking so long...please tell me you are including the hardner?SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by zeitghostIndeed.
You are trying to teach an old lizard new tricks...
Twin syringe dispenser.
First attempt must have got the ratios wrong or something... still cures very very slowly though.
But not as slowly as some 1970s Original Araldite (proper expoxy, not the rapid stuff) that takes 24 hours to cure.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostStrap-ons, donkey punches, anal sex...
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mmm good fun if you ask me.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Nice little email from the client on Friday. They want all their contractors ( circa 70% of the project staff ) to take a week of in March to make sure their end of year results look good and the permies can get their bonuses. One to keep for the IR35 file I think"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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At least the brownie points generated by not kicking up a stink about it - from the permie managements point of view - will come in hand at renewal time."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Time to book that trip to Paris the Missus and I have been trying to plan for the last year"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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God knows what sort of impact it will have on their delivery schedule though. Take 70% of your dev staff out of the loop for a week and see what happens"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Apparently this has come down from on high, as most tulipe tends to do, and the senior management in the programme are having a dippy fit cos they know how much this will screw things up."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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