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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    Go for a Cheese-n-crisp butty dunked in tomato soup.
    I had considered that but ruled it out because of the inevitable crisp bits in the soup.
    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    Any left over crisp bits can double up as tasty croutons!!!
    Do you work in marketing? 'Cos you should.

    Cheese-n-crisp butty dunked in tepid tomato soup it is then.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Yep

      But whether it was directly because I cooked or it was because they were lonely and desperate I can't say
      Hmm. Another brilliant BrowneIssue theory blasted out of the water.



      No wonder I never got any crumpet. Should've cooked my own.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by zeitghost




        CM
        got
        another
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        60900
        woo hoo!!!!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I will bring you a sandwich if you are still wearing that negligee...
          #60906





          Well done!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            What is an established gf?

            gosh you learn some new terminology every day talking to BI...
            So what is the current hip-n-trendy, groovy, digging-it terminology in use by the current generation of young trendsters for 'er indoors? The one we called "the bint I've got shacked up at home"?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              I had considered that but ruled it out because of the inevitable crisp bits in the soup.
              Do you work in marketing? 'Cos you should.

              Cheese-n-crisp butty dunked in tepid tomato soup it is then.
              I would be like that guy Dudly Moore playing in that film (Crazy People ?).

              Buy our new pointless financial product designed to get you into more debt so we can take you house away. It's worth more than you are!!!!


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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                So what is the current hip-n-trendy, groovy, digging-it terminology in use by the current generation of young trendsters for 'er indoors? The one we called "the bint I've got shacked up at home"?
                Talking about new hip and trendy etc. that reminds me of a night out i had in Reading a couple of months ago catching up with some mates haven't seen for years.

                We wandered into subway after we got kicked out of the bar we were in and there were a couple of white kids in thier knocked off designer gear (DINY instead of DKNY, that sort of thing) bragging about how they were "from da hood" because they lived in Whitley (tulipty area full of chavs in Reading).

                We were all giggleing away at the muppets who obviously thought they were black and were wondering how long they would last if we dropped them off in a real "hood" somewhere in America. Our best guess was they would get shot by the first guy the came across who had a gun as they tried to tell him that he was thier "bruvver" and ask "howz u dog".

                Most amusing the kids these days

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                  Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                  Talking about new hip and trendy etc. that reminds me of a night out i had in Reading a couple of months ago catching up with some mates haven't seen for years.

                  We wandered into subway after we got kicked out of the bar we were in and there were a couple of white kids in thier knocked off designer gear (DINY instead of DKNY, that sort of thing) bragging about how they were "from da hood" because they lived in Whitley (tulipty area full of chavs in Reading).

                  We were all giggleing away at the muppets who obviously thought they were black and were wondering how long they would last if we dropped them off in a real "hood" somewhere in America. Our best guess was they would get shot by the first guy the came across who had a gun as they tried to tell him that he was thier "bruvver" and ask "howz u dog".

                  Most amusing the kids these days
                  Howz u dog???? WTF....

                  Am I really that old????
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Howz u dog???? WTF....

                    Am I really that old????
                    Unless me and my mates are "that old" as well i suspect they were just a bunch of fecking muppets.

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      #60906





                      Well done!

                      thank you kind Sir

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