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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    But do they drop their knickers? (Wives & established girlfriends don't count)
    What is an established gf?

    gosh you learn some new terminology every day talking to BI...

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I will bring you a sandwich if you are still wearing that negligee...
      fleecy stripey PJ's

      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      10 years or so - we were students, couldn't afford CDs - everything was copied

      In fact I sold my CD collection one summer 'cos we had no money for food
      Flipping heck Ted....

      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      But do they drop their knickers? (Wives & established girlfriends don't count)
      I would right now for a crisp sandwich....
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I would right now for a crisp sandwich....
        What flavour crisps? Give me the directions to the kitchen again...

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          fleecy stripey PJ's



          Flipping heck Ted....



          I would right now for a crisp sandwich....
          Salt n Vinegar ok?
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            What is an established gf?

            gosh you learn some new terminology every day talking to BI...
            Some of the TPD posters have multiple sprogs with their girlfriends and have been together for over ten years.

            I don't want to know whether them asking their gf cheese on toast results in humpy-pumpy.

            My reckoning is the old wine-and-dine routine still works, but cooking for them makes women think you're "good with colours" and would be more suitable as a friend to go shopping with and confide in than a stud-puppy.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              I would right now for a crisp sandwich....
              Nothing like a classy lass hey..

              (That could also be taken quite literally!!! )

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                What flavour crisps? Give me the directions to the kitchen again...
                Cheese and Onion.... walkers on warburtons white bread please....

                Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                Salt n Vinegar ok?
                On a sandwich??? C'mon sweetie... thats just wrong!!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  What do I do now?

                  Cheese butty dunked in tomato soup?

                  Cheese-n-crisp butty?

                  Help!

                  Go for a Cheese-n-crisp butty dunked in tomato soup. Any left over crisp bits can double up as tasty croutons!!!

                  Best of both worlds.

                  HTH.

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    But do they drop their knickers? (Wives & established girlfriends don't count)
                    Yep

                    But whether it was directly because I cooked or it was because they were lonely and desperate I can't say
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                      Nothing like a classy lass hey..

                      (That could also be taken quite literally!!! )
                      classy honest and hungry lass

                      ok maybe Lazy should be in there too....
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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