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    #id
    So condom jokes are up there with Skodas, lightbulbs and blondes then? Umpty-squillion jokes just waiting to be downloaded...
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #id
      I love my job, I love the pay.
      I love it more and more each day.
      I love my boss; he/she is the best.
      I love his boss and all the rest.

      I love my office and its location.
      I hate to have to go on vacation.
      I love my furniture, drab and gray,
      And the paper that piles up every day.

      I love my chair in my padded cell.
      There's nothing else I love so well.
      I love to work among my peers.
      I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

      I love my computer and its software;
      I hug it often though it don't care.
      I love each program and every file,
      I try to understand once in a while.

      I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
      I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
      I love this work; I love these chores.
      I love the meetings with deadly bores.

      I love my job-I'll say it again.
      I even love these friendly men,
      These men who've come to visit today
      In lovely white coats to take me away.

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        So condom jokes are up there with Skodas, lightbulbs and blondes then? Umpty-squillion jokes just waiting to be downloaded...

        later I will drivel a bit...

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          #id
          BI - when are you doing your stats?

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            #id
            My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week,
            we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and
            companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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              #id
              I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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                #id
                I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I
                haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

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                  #id
                  Is this another episode? the one called "sunprobe"?

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                    #id
                    aahhh - just looked in the TV times. Thunderbirs until 8:40 then captain scarlett.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week,
                      we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food, and
                      companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
                      I thought:

                      The wife said:
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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