test please delete

[BrilloPad]

> A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a
> triple scotch. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked "That's
> quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"
>
> After quickly downing his drink, the man replied "I got home and found my
> wife in bed with my best friend."
>
> "Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple. "No
> wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."
>
> As the man downed his second triple scotch, the bartender asked him "What
> did you do?"
>
> "I walked over to my wife" the man replied "looked her straight in the eye
> and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and to get the
> hell out."
>
> "That makes sense" said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?"
>
> The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and
> said 'BAD DOG!'"

[BrilloPad]

> A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or
> so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well
> until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
> arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed
> of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the
> following questions:
> LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
> POLE: Ja, Ja, un acre und half.
> LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
> POLE: No, I always up before her.
> LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
> POLE: No, she white.
> LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
> POLE: She going to kill me.
> LAWYER: What makes you think that?
> POLE: I gut proof.
> LAWYER: What kind of proof?
> POLE: She bought bottle at drug stoore, und put on shelf in bathroom.
> I cun read - it suz "Polish Remover."

[BrowneIssue]

By low standards of this thread a cough would be brilliant

[BrilloPad]

ROTFLMAO...

and I haven't been told off tonight for posting jokes - yet...

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[BrilloPad]

got to go in a few minutes and watch sense and sensibility or gf will get upset...

[BrilloPad]

got to go in a few minutes and watch sense and sensibility or gf will get upset...

not my cup of tea but best to keep the peace - I will have to chase 5* another time...

[BrilloPad]

> A man rushes into his house one morning and yells to his wife,
> "Honey, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"
> "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
> "I don't care. Just **** off!"

[BrowneIssue]

not my cup of tea but best to keep the peace - I will have to chase 5* another time...

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Well done!

[BrilloPad]

> A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the
> living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm
> going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured
> that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
>
> The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with
> his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife
> asks. "I'm
> coming with you..................I want to see how you survive on $800 a
> year!"