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happy new year and all that - ho hum.."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostNo, really, you have to be nice to people you don't like, have to shake all the blokes hands and give the women those carppy European air kisses on both cheeks. I'd rather be in bed.
Come down to my local - we don't shake hands, we buy each other a drink. And quite a few of the female regulars are lesbians, so they don't do air kisses - they grab you in an armlock and give you a proper kiss, because they know you won't drunkenly think that it means they fancy you.
The women who aren't lesbians are similarly practical and down to earth in their greetings - they shake hands unless they actually want to kiss you, which makes it a lot clearer where you stand.
Oh, and don't bother dressing up for the occasion, as we'll only spill beer on you anywayComment
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Hi Jog
My bath is ready, and my food will be ready soon, so I'm off for a bit
Been rendering walls all day and I am achingConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by AtW View Post#57600
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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