Originally posted by zeitghost
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Originally posted by zeitghostThat's an AtW rule: no one takes any notice of that whatever...
He just wants to delete the thread coz he's jealous.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI expect to see BP pass my total tomorrow
hen you can login tomorrow and re-pass me!!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostA whole 8,202 posts ago...Comment
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> Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or
> playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a
> little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club.
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> The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you
> tonight?" His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here
> before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
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> They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice to
> see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?" His wife's eyes widen. "You
> must come here a lot!" "No, no" says Roger "I just know her from
> volleyball."
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> Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger
> and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?" His wife, fuming, collects her
> things and storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and spots her getting
> into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him,
> seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels.
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> At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a
> right bitch tonight, Roger!"Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost
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