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    Threaded is enthusiastic, but he's just not as good as FG.

    It's all in the subtlety and shading...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      FG. Disgusting. We get rid of embedded images and FG goes and puts a picture of Your Anus. Disgusting!!!!!!!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        5,000+ replies.

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        test please delete
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          Still a sterling effort ZG. The latest 'test please delete' stats then are as follows:

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          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              Probably a reminder about the dangers of reading Test Please Delete without suitable protection (e.g. sending the wife out to the shops).
              Vieze Oude Man

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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Oh dear, FG, is there a problem?
                It's getting tougher to stay motivated without the ability to post pics.......

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                  I have to say FG, I think the ban has allowed your artistic side to flourish. Posting piccies was too easy and any muppet could (and did) abuse it.

                  You are now in a league of your own.
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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