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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      I hate Xmas

      Somebody get me out of here... I can't take any more of this inane chit-chat

      "Is that an Apple Macintosh?" - Yes, it's the one you saw last year.

      "Is it really that small?" - No, I sawed it in half.

      "Ooh, <celebrity I've never heard of> is being paid <some large sum> to make a workout video!" - WTF does this have to do with anything?
      Poor baby - have a christmas cuddle

      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      Inspired by NickFitz tree I tried my hand at smile porn. It started off well but somehow "she" ended up wearing a straw hat and riding a skateboard. There also may be a few anatomical discrepancies but I'll get those squared away with CMs sister at the northern do and produce a version 2.














      j:j
      oOoO
      OOOOOO
      OOOOOOOO
      OOOOOOOOOO





      OOOO
      OOOOO
      OOOOOOO
      OOOOOOOO
      OOOOOOOOO

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOO




      I repeat, you are so ******* dead.... I am going to smack tulip out of you when I see you next..... although, why is she on a skateboard?

      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      To my family:

      I do not care what flavours have been removed, added or restored to the selection available this year in a tin of Quality Street.

      If I want to eat something, I shall do so - you only need offer once. If I am offered food and decline it on the grounds that I am full, there is no point offering me five alternative varieties of food - I am full, dammit.

      If I want a drink, I shall get one - although the only reason I don't already have one is that all you teetotallers sit there staring me as if I'm about to rush out and lie in the gutter dressed in rags every time I take a sip.

      I am not spending my time off getting a last-minute flight to New York, then flying back just in time to go back to work, for the sake of seeing how my sister has decorated her apartment.

      Now leave me alone
      have another cuddle

      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Hi Angel

      No, in answer to your question.

      Then again, I never do have fun on Xmas day.

      In fact, I hate Xmas day

      Glad you're having a nice time, though
      Me too - have just vowed with sis and mammy to go to thailand next year for christmas....Ireland is so bloody depressing, except for the Rugby (we won ) ...... pah - humbug

      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      No tulip.

      I am having a good day devising smile porn.
      And making a bollocks of it
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Today, 20:21 #54900
        NickFitz
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        Quote:
        Originally Posted by cailin maith
        Hello everyone

        Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???

        Hi Angel

        Obviously your apotheosis, combined with the effects of the Winter Solstice, have turned you into a good little girl

        I daresay you'll revert to type rapidly enough once you get back

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Today, 20:21 #54900
          NickFitz
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          Quote:
          Originally Posted by cailin maith
          Hello everyone

          Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???

          Hi Angel

          Obviously your apotheosis, combined with the effects of the Winter Solstice, have turned you into a good little girl

          I daresay you'll revert to type rapidly enough once you get back

          Hello Andrew..... I bloody hope so

          And I even went and got coal for the fire.... despite being the one with asthma ... I asked Mammy about her carbon footprint... what she said was not repeatable
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Hello Andrew..... I bloody hope so
            Ahem!

            He was quoting me.

            Do keep up

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Ahem!

              He was quoting me.

              Do keep up
              Oh yeah.... oops...
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Oh yeah.... oops...
                Come on then <- playful

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Come on then <- playful
                  Shut up and give me a snog!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Shut up and give me a snog!
                    Oh, all right then

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Oh, all right then
                      Thats better
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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