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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostPremier Travel Zoo
Is this the one?Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostPremier Zoo, surely, these days?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI used to have a girlfirend whose dad worked at London Zoo. The only time I've ever been there is with the free tickets he gave us
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWe went for a drink in the Zoo staff club once, too. Sadly it wasn't as you might imagine, with lions sitting by the fire in comfortable leather armchairs
Originally posted by NickFitz View Postreading The Times
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post, whilst elephants in plus fours propped up the bar talking about golf
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post- it turned out they only let the human staff in normally.
The rope on the bell for calling time was a giraffes tail, though
Know what? I reckon you've never actually lived in a zoo at all. You must be some sort of research chimp. Or a Michael Jackson chimp.
Or ... a very big-eared, rebarbative, small child!
You are Prince Charles / Camilla' s secret love child and I claim my £5!Last edited by BrowneIssue; 18 December 2007, 20:02.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI've worked in a lot of places where you can't see a window.
I'm not sure whether it bothers me or not... I like being able to see outside, but I'm not sure I actually notice it when I can'tComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's about time you found some work to do!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIndeed... although they haven't quite completed the rebranding at the one I'm currently sentenced to.
We both have Premier Inn Business AccountsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOr ... a very big-eared, rebarbative, small child!
I assumed it was some monkey thing, linked to the barbary ape, but I was mistaken.Comment
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Now I am dosed up on a selection of painkillers, washed down with beer, the toothache is bearable.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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