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      THE PERFECT DAY

      FOR HER

      8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.

      8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.

      8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice
      and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery
      chosen by thoughtful partner.

      9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.

      10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny
      personal trainer.

      10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
      12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor
      cafe.

      12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and
      notices she has gained 7kg.

      1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.

      3.00 Nap.

      4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is
      from secret admirer.

      4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from
      strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work
      on such a perfect body.

      5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe,
      parade before full length mirror.

      7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing,
      with compliments received from other diners/dancers.

      10.00 Hot shower (alone).

      10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp,
      new, white linen).

      11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

      11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.


      FOR HIM

      6.00 Alarm.

      6.15 Blow job.

      6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports
      section.

      7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast,
      all cooked by naked buxom wench.

      7.30 Limo arrives.

      7.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport.

      9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.

      9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job
      en-route).

      9.45 Play front nine (2 under).

      11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a
      bottle of Dom Perignon.

      12.15 Blow job.

      12.30 Play back nine (4 under).

      2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys).

      2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo.

      3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female
      crew (all nude).

      4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light
      tackle.

      5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle
      McPherson.

      6.45 tulip, Shower and Shave.

      7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated;
      marijuana and porn legalised.

      7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953),
      big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on
      a pair of tits.

      9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of
      wall-size TV as you watch international match of the
      day; England beating Germany 11-0.

      9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian
      tendencies).

      11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and
      a cleansing ale.

      11.30 A night cap blowjob.

      11.45 In bed alone.

      11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and
      forces the dog to leave the room.

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        ooops - wrong thread - sorry

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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


          Christmas time
          Mistletoe and wine
          Children singing
          Christian rhyme
          With logs on the fire
          And gifts on the tree
          Time to rejoice
          In the good that we see....
          I far prefer it when you sing it

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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Evening, Nick



            Any more photos available for public consumption?
            Evening FaQQer

            Due to popular demand (demand not to upload, in Carling's case) we have...

            Barry the Trucker upskirt action!!!


            (complete with one of his fellow truckers)

            EDIT: for those unused to flickr, there is a 1024 * 768 version available for download.
            Last edited by NickFitz; 9 December 2007, 21:44. Reason: Removed linkies

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              Evening Nick, good time seems to have been had on friday

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                Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
                Evening Nick, good time seems to have been had on friday
                Hi BA

                They were already roaring drunk when I got there at around half eight

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Hi BA

                  They were already roaring drunk when I got there at around half eight
                  Well, as they are on daily rates they had probably been in the pub since mid afternoon

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                    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
                    Well, as they are on daily rates they had probably been in the pub since mid afternoon


                    Very close to the truth, actually

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                      Time for dinner, methinks...

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