afternoon now old man. have you been sleeping?
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I'm in the naughty chair at the moment.
Wifey said get upstairs out of my way before I throttle the life from your useless body
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hahaah sounds familiar. now be a good boy and run along. i'm going to get the same in about.... 30 mins i reckon!Originally posted by Diver View PostI'm in the naughty chair at the moment.
Wifey said get upstairs out of my way before I throttle the life from your useless body

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No, out shopping with the highly strung wifeOriginally posted by DS23 View Postafternoon now old man. have you been sleeping?
I accidentally switched off the new freezer yesterday morning, she found everything defrosting and has now gone on a cooking frenzy to save what she can




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righto time to get minds23 dressed

catch you later on maybe? when we are both back in the good books.Comment
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Later DSOriginally posted by DS23 View Postrighto time to get minds23 dressed

catch you later on maybe? when we are both back in the good books.
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o m g are you in big trouble!Originally posted by Diver View PostNo, out shopping with the highly strung wife
I accidentally switched off the new freezer yesterday morning, she found everything defrosting and has now gone on a cooking frenzy to save what she can





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See!
She just shouted up, "do you want tea you useless plank"
have I got the gift or what
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