and I've not had the shout "Are you on that bloody computer again"
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post... and so we arrive at...

CUK: 2000
TPD: 1500
TPD/CUK ratio: 0.75




And just for Carling...

...though we all know she'd much rather have



Good effort
well done
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I remember saying to a mate that he could paint his own place, why was he getting someone in.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI was going to do my own drive, but then I priced it up and the time off, it just wasn't worth it.
He just said how much he was paying the guy to do it, and thoguht about how long it would take him to do it himself.
Since then, I've taken the same attitude to a lot of things!Comment
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I got a load of numbers from the tradesman that did the loft conversion. I've only used the plumber out of them all. But he was good, friendly and very reasonsably prices.Comment
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Not bad thanks mate - just settling into my night shift...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostGood evening, EO!

How's things with you this fine evening?The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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I'll slap some paint on, re-wire and even unblock the drains but I will never do plastering.
I also no longer tell people I work in IT as I refuse to fix their PCs anymore.
One neighbour who knows what I do asked me if I could call Dell and get them to knock 25% off the price of the laptop he wanted for his kid.
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Brother-in-law used to do it all, but then one day while changing his brakes he got some rust in his eyes.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI remember saying to a mate that he could paint his own place, why was he getting someone in.
He just said how much he was paying the guy to do it, and thoguht about how long it would take him to do it himself.
Since then, I've taken the same attitude to a lot of things!Comment
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After a visit to the eye clinic, lots of pain he decided to pay the extra 20 quid to have them fittedOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostBrother-in-law used to do it all, but then one day while changing his brakes he got some rust in his eyes.Comment
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