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Beaker taught it to meOriginally posted by tay View PostYou fell for the secret handshake trick? Oh dear the dirty old pervs in your street must have seen you coming a mile off.
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Oh, I'm back, BTW
It's raining out and I want to go for lunch
Also got to get my niece a birthday present.
Normally I'd just wait until it stops raining, but this conference thingy means I actually have to keep to a schedule, rather than just wandering in and out as I see fit
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Hello ChimpOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostOh, I'm back, BTW
It's raining out and I want to go for lunch
Also got to get my niece a birthday present.
Normally I'd just wait until it stops raining, but this conference thingy means I actually have to keep to a schedule, rather than just wandering in and out as I see fit

What age is she going to be?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Light ReliefOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostA friend of mine has Alzheimers - got it when he was 32.
He'll probably be dead by the time he hits 43.
For anything not too serious
FaQQer missing the point there...
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Any chance I could be told about FUK ?Originally posted by tay View PostWhat is this FUK place?Comment
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Things like that really frighten me...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostA friend of mine has Alzheimers - got it when he was 32.
He'll probably be dead by the time he hits 43.ǝןqqıʍComment
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