test please delete

[realityhack]

When I was (again) still at school, I volunteered to look after the biology class' stick insects for the summer hols, feed them privet and the like.

Started out well, having about 30 stick insects in a vivarium feeding them foliage, they were quite cute.

Until I got home from Karate, and came into the back room to see one of our cats polish off the last stick insect out of an upturned vivarium. Nice. Like living cat-twiglets.

[BrowneIssue]

Oh yeh!

Once took a girl to the cinema.

Jumped off the bus while it was still moving as it pulled into the bus stop.
Hit the pole full on with my feet about two feet above the pavement. she was not amused and I bled a lot from the nose and mouth for about 10 minutes afterwards

Explosives licence.

Shotgun licence.

Amazing. [insert shaking-head-slowly-smiley]

[Diver]

Diver, BrowneIssue, realityhack

Looks like the others have timed out

Twiglets indeed

[Diver]

Explosives licence.

Shotgun licence.

Amazing. [insert shaking-head-slowly-smiley]

Proven fact. I am little danger to others

[realityhack]

She is too. ask any of the other staff

Oh! and the bloke that lives in the cardboard box down the alley

No - my friend assures me that she's just not that sort of girl- that these things just happened. Anyway...

[Diver]

My post count is slowing.

Drivel mode is off though

[Diver]

No - my friend assures me that she's just not that sort of girl- that these things just happened. Anyway...

So why the cards in the phone boxes and the one in the corner shop window

[BrowneIssue]

So it was your first flat mate than

BAD BOY!

[Diver]

BAD BOY!

Ooh!

cover me in sticky tape and rip it off

[BrowneIssue]

Ok, who actually yawned when the seen that post.

honest answer please

!

I was tempted (but resisted).