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    so here it is:

    And so my friends
    The time has come
    So I face the final curtain
    My friends, Ill say it clear
    I'll state my case of which Im certain
    I've lived a day thats full
    I've billed each and every lunchbreak
    And more, much more than this
    I did it TPD way

    Regrets, I've had a few
    But then again, too few to mention
    I did what I had to do
    And saw it through without exception
    I planned each 30 second wait
    Each careful step along the byway
    Oh, and more, much more than this
    I did it *TPD* way

    Yes, there were times, Im sure you know
    When I bit off more than Zeit could chew
    But through it all when posts were slow
    I made it up and spat it out
    I twiddled thumbs and I stood tall
    And did it the TPD way

    I've loved, I've laughed and cried
    I've had my 12345s, my loss of 23456's
    And now as we approach
    The forty thousands
    To think I did all that
    And may I say, not in a shy way
    We did it TPD way

    For what is a man, what has he got
    If not TPD, then he has not
    To post the drivel he truly feels
    And not the work he should be doing
    The timesheet shows I took the blows
    And did it Oh, TPD way
    The invoice shows I took the blows
    And did it TPD way


    Goodnight.

    PRC has left the building.

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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      Oh, I wondered why you were moaning in your sleep.

      Now I know
      I thought you might have comforted me....
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Really?

        Did you have interesting dreams?
        Nightmare....
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          The bearded blunder should extract his head from up his arse...

          Bringing a mortgage to some poor sod near you if he manages to get Northern Rock...
          There MUST be some really good gags doing the rounds about that take-over. But I haven't heard any.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            I thought you might have comforted me....
            He was too busy going through yer purse
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              With difficulty... sometimes my head hits the roof...
              Oh. I see. Thank you.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                i dreamt about tpd again last night. actually it was rem sleep thismorning. i was encouraging eo to get 1000 tpd's and then my alarm went off...

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  He was too busy going through yer purse


                  I wondered where he was when I rolled over
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Morning Everyone!!
                    Morning, sweety
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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


                      I wondered where he was when I rolled over
                      In the bathroom. Trying on yer knickers
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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