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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Upon applying to primary school, MrsBP had to give his 3 favourite nursery rhymes.

    Baa baa black sheep
    Twinkle twinkle little star - which he did not know
    Tragedy by steps - which he did.....
    When dressing him I used to say "Trousers on". He repeated it back as Tragedy. So I started to sing it. He even repeated the harmonies in between verses...

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      DS1 wanted to weigh himself today - he has lost 10kg since last year! MrsBP also losing weight due to no drinking. She is losing about 2kg a week every week!

      She gets really cold though - she loves to put her freezing cold hands on my back to warm up....

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        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        I'm a teapot, short and stout
        Here's my handle
        Here's my spout
        Tip me up and pour me out!

        That last sentence never made sense to me. Unless I have incorrectly learned it (I blame the parents!)
        missed a few lines

        I'm a little teapot,
        Short and stout,
        Here is my handle
        Here is my spout
        When I get all steamed up,
        Hear me shout,
        Tip me over and pour me out!

        I'm a very special teapot,
        Yes, it's true,
        Here's an example of what I can do,
        I can turn my handle into a spout,
        Tip me over and pour me out!
        Married

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          I assume I must be feeling better as I am drivelling more....

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            Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
            missed a few lines

            I'm a little teapot,
            Short and stout,
            Here is my handle
            Here is my spout
            When I get all steamed up,
            Hear me shout,
            Tip me over and pour me out!

            I'm a very special teapot,
            Yes, it's true,
            Here's an example of what I can do,
            I can turn my handle into a spout,
            Tip me over and pour me out!
            Never heard verse 2 before.

            A bit like God Save the Queen. Though I think verse 4 is very rude about the Scots?

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              Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
              missed a few lines

              I'm a little teapot,
              Short and stout,
              Here is my handle
              Here is my spout
              When I get all steamed up,
              Hear me shout,
              Tip me over and pour me out!

              I'm a very special teapot,
              Yes, it's true,
              Here's an example of what I can do,
              I can turn my handle into a spout,
              Tip me over and pour me out!
              Ah! That explains much!

              At least I had the right hunch in that I had learned it incorrectly

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I assume I must be feeling better as I am drivelling more....
                How long before everyone wishes I was depressed?

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I assume I must be feeling better as I am drivelling more....
                  nice drivel BP
                  Married

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                    The Grand OLd Duke of York
                    He had 10,000 men.
                    He said that if he had the time.
                    He'd have had them all again.

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                      3 hours building new desk

                      realised when inspecting the screw list, that it wasn't correct

                      anyhoo, proceeded anyway, then the drawer could not be built

                      we managed to created the desk though without the drawer, now home office is complete
                      Married

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