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 When dressing him I used to say "Trousers on". He repeated it back as Tragedy. So I started to sing it. He even repeated the harmonies in between verses...
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 DS1 wanted to weigh himself today - he has lost 10kg since last year! MrsBP also losing weight due to no drinking. She is losing about 2kg a week every week!
 
 She gets really cold though - she loves to put her freezing cold hands on my back to warm up....Comment
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 missed a few linesOriginally posted by ladymuck View PostI'm a teapot, short and stout
 Here's my handle
 Here's my spout
 Tip me up and pour me out!
 
 That last sentence never made sense to me. Unless I have incorrectly learned it (I blame the parents!)
 
 I'm a little teapot,
 Short and stout,
 Here is my handle
 Here is my spout
 When I get all steamed up,
 Hear me shout,
 Tip me over and pour me out!
 
 I'm a very special teapot,
 Yes, it's true,
 Here's an example of what I can do,
 I can turn my handle into a spout,
 Tip me over and pour me out!MarriedComment
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 Never heard verse 2 before.Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Postmissed a few lines
 
 I'm a little teapot,
 Short and stout,
 Here is my handle
 Here is my spout
 When I get all steamed up,
 Hear me shout,
 Tip me over and pour me out!
 
 I'm a very special teapot,
 Yes, it's true,
 Here's an example of what I can do,
 I can turn my handle into a spout,
 Tip me over and pour me out!
 
 A bit like God Save the Queen. Though I think verse 4 is very rude about the Scots?  Comment
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 Ah! That explains much!Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Postmissed a few lines
 
 I'm a little teapot,
 Short and stout,
 Here is my handle
 Here is my spout
 When I get all steamed up,
 Hear me shout,
 Tip me over and pour me out!
 
 I'm a very special teapot,
 Yes, it's true,
 Here's an example of what I can do,
 I can turn my handle into a spout,
 Tip me over and pour me out!
 
 At least I had the right hunch in that I had learned it incorrectlyComment
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 How long before everyone wishes I was depressed?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI assume I must be feeling better as I am drivelling more....  Comment
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 nice drivel BPOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI assume I must be feeling better as I am drivelling more....MarriedComment
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 The Grand OLd Duke of York
 He had 10,000 men.
 He said that if he had the time.
 He'd have had them all again.Comment
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 3 hours building new desk
 
 realised when inspecting the screw list, that it wasn't correct
 
 anyhoo, proceeded anyway, then the drawer could not be built
 
 we managed to created the desk though without the drawer, now home office is completeMarriedComment
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