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    Afternoon all
    Sawing/chopping firewood in the glorious sunshine and peaceful Surrey Hills.

    In other news (for those who don’t twit), Jamie laid another egg today - in the same spot.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Afternoon all
      Sawing/chopping firewood in the glorious sunshine and peaceful Surrey Hills.

      In other news (for those who don’t twit), Jamie laid another egg today - in the same spot.
      I thought you didn't have any kids

      Just about to start work on tonight's bolognese, luckily Mrs MarkyMark is currently doing all the prep work and I'll step in after
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Afternoon all
        Sawing/chopping firewood in the glorious sunshine and peaceful Surrey Hills.

        In other news (for those who don’t twit), Jamie laid another egg today - in the same spot.

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Afternoon all
          Sawing/chopping firewood in the glorious sunshine and peaceful Surrey Hills.

          In other news (for those who don’t twit), Jamie laid another egg today - in the same spot.
          When will the grand eating be?

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            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            It's a real shame Andy can't make an appearance I'm sure he would have some useful advice to offer
            The Halfwit heir to the throne will likely have something to add, the blithering twit
            I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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              Originally posted by Scruff View Post
              The Halfwit heir to the throne will likely have something to add, the blithering twit
              Could be in really deep tulip if he happens to catch it, especially as he doesn't sweat

              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                It's a real shame Andy can't make an appearance I'm sure he would have some useful advice to offer
                You cannot catch Covid19 at Pizza Express Woking?

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                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post


                  <checks time>

                  Morning all!

                  Got up about 9am. It was a bit overcast.

                  Put the week's clothes into the WM, just the one load this week.

                  Then made coffee, went into the office to do a particular task for my OU course that is due by midday.

                  Made more coffee.

                  OU task completed

                  Sun came out.

                  Attempt at making a sourdough starter tinkered with.

                  Washing hung out.

                  Toast made (one slice with marmite).

                  More coffee made.

                  Chatted to crazy friend on WhatsApp who thinks covid-19 was made in a lab and spread by 5G

                  Caught up on TPD.
                  I hope that was in order priority lowest to highest....

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                    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                    I'd corrected that shortly before you posted.

                    Er, dunno why you deleted that, I wasn't complaining, just sayin' like.
                    tpd can seem a bit intimidating to new members. I can't think why that is as we are all totally normal.

                    Wibble wibble im a teapot....

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Things were better before the morons had Facebook to communicate their gross stupidity to one another

                      With a bit of luck, the pandemic will ultimately lead to Zuckerberg being imprisoned for crimes against humanity. Not sure how that would come about, but it’ll probably start with a misspelled screed being spread by morons on Facebook


                      At skool, English lesson, 1977. We studied a novel book about a chap who borrows a book from the library - Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stephenson. He is late returning the book, incurs a fine, which then escalates, and he gets the death penalty. Its what happens when computers take over....

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