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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I thought some filthy oik was peeing over the railings into my balcony.

    Turns out it was just the caretaker doing some plant watering

    It was probably MrMarkyMark
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      A quick thought for the collective brain...
      Yesterday's cabinet zoom meeting. Do we think Michael Gove signed up using his personal gmail account (OK, more likely hotmail) rather than his parliamentary account?

      Anyone want to fire off a bunch of emails to michael.gove739@...
      And see which one reaches him?
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Breakfast pamesan and smoked ham omelette dispatched .

        Why do they always taste better cooked by someone else
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          I don't know why I said balcony. I don't have a balcony. I have a little patio.

          Second cup of coffee evidently hasn't cleared the fog yet.

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            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            It was probably MrMarkyMark
            Toilet blocked disposing of panic bought toilet rolls
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              Breakfast pamesan and smoked ham omelette dispatched .

              Why do they always taste better cooked by someone else

              Cause you're as good in the kitchen as you are in the bedroom?
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                A quick thought for the collective brain...
                Yesterday's cabinet zoom meeting. Do we think Michael Gove signed up using his personal gmail account (OK, more likely hotmail) rather than his parliamentary account?

                Anyone want to fire off a bunch of emails to michael.gove739@...
                And see which one reaches him?
                Clearly he would deny having ever received it
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  Clearly he would deny having ever received it
                  It'll just go into his junk mail.

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                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Breakfast pamesan and smoked ham omelette dispatched .

                    Why do they always taste better cooked by someone else
                    maybe anybody else is a better cook?
                    just sayin'

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                      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                      Breakfast pamesan and smoked ham omelette dispatched .

                      Why do they always taste better cooked by someone else
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      Cause you're as good in the kitchen as you are in the bedroom?
                      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                      maybe anybody else is a better cook?
                      just sayin'

                      KUATB!
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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