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    MrsBP has returned from Tesco. No toilet roll. Again.

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      Morning all
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Morning all


        How are you doing? Dog/chickens/guinea fowl okay?

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          Today it is DD's turn to feel unwell. Fever symptoms.

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            On my second cup of tea. Sometime I must measure how much is in each cup....

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              Someone sent me a video this morning. A bloke is being interviewed.

              Interviewer : "You are to be isolated for 2 weeks. You have 2 options. Option A is with your wife and children. Optiion B"<bloke interrupts>
              Bloke : "OPTION B! B! B! B!"

              I know what he means....

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                morning

                CBS and KB <again> in sunny sarf herts

                i see Brillo has the morning drivel in full flow

                Thursday.

                day #6

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                  MrsBP watching masterchef. Shouting at the TV.

                  I passed on LM's suggestion about getting HWMBO and MrsBP together to watch masterchef whilewe went to the pub. She laughed - but pointed out that when we got back from the pub they would be wrestling on the floor with them shouting something about amount of salt to be used.

                  Which I think is unlikely. MrsBP would get the knives out before that point....

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                    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                    morning

                    CBS and KB <again> in sunny sarf herts

                    i see Brillo has the morning drivel in full flow

                    Thursday.

                    day #6


                    How are you?

                    Thursday = bin day. Though no doubt LM will forget even if we all remind her....

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                      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                      As they were back in the day before Sunday shopping:

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                      3 lawns mown.

                      More moss than grass.

                      The owner of the other 3 was informed that if he doesn't mow them soon he'll need a fecking strimmer.
                      Get some Ferrous Sulfate on it, moss will be gone in days.

                      qh
                      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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