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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Perverts


      (You like to buy feelthy pictures signore)
      BUY them?

      Never heard of t'internet?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        Go home, have a nice warm bath, and I'll nip round and give you a massage.
        You didn't offer me a massage when I went for a bath yesterday.

        What's she got that I haven't
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Thanks luvvie - I might just do that!
          Any particular areas that need my special attention?
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            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            Would rather have found the bank and done what I actually went out to do though...
            #35800





            Well done!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              You didn't offer me a massage when I went for a bath yesterday.

              What's she got that I haven't
              She has less posts than you.
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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                She has less posts than you.
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Any particular areas that need my special attention?
                  Shoulders mostly....
                  Bazza gets caught
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                    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                    I do see a lot of Flip Me boots in and around Bond Street – it is the most expensive square on the monopoly board after all – and apparently the most expensive place to rent a shop in Europe
                    Mayfair is the most expensive square on the Monopoly board at £400, followed by Park Lane at £350. Bond Street is third at £320.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      Or more probably, what've you got that she hasn't*...





                      *allegedly, though if she's a 25 stone weight lifter called Boris...
                      Barry!
                      Bazza gets caught
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