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    Teapot activated. Now having a very nice mug of tea

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I have never heard of that before.
      Mae hi'n bwrw hen wragedd a ffyn

      It's raining old ladies and sticks.

      Mae hi'n bwrw cyllyll a ffyrc

      It's raining knifes and forks.

      HTH.

      Makes a change from "Bwrw glaw".

      In other news, the sun's out and there's a CBS.

      Glad to hear that "Last Words" has managed to mention the scumbag Mugabe.
      When the fun stops, STOP.

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        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
        Glad to hear that "Last Words" has managed to mention the scumbag Mugabe.
        Reminds me of animal farm.

        And animals always remind me of food. Vegetarians are going to have to find a way of making animals less tasty....

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Reminds me of animal farm.

          And animals always remind me of food. Vegetarians are going to have to find a way of making animals less tasty....
          i thought you were on a panda diet?

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            Originally posted by BR14 View Post
            i thought you were on a panda diet?
            Oh Dear(tm).

            He'll be completely fecked when that bamboo flowers.

            Oh Dear(tm)2.

            Arcadia has made a Big Loss.

            Poor Sir Philip.

            Couldn't happen to a nicer chap.
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              i thought you were on a panda diet?
              Mmmm....panda....

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                Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                i thought you were on a panda diet?
                Mostly! But the meat I have is fantastic.

                Reminds me of a comment from the radio. "I am not vegetarian. I am Lebanese".

                Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                Oh Dear(tm).

                He'll be completely fecked when that bamboo flowers.

                Oh Dear(tm)2.

                Arcadia has made a Big Loss.

                Poor Sir Philip.

                Couldn't happen to a nicer chap.
                Lady I sit next to has a sister who is very high in his organization. He is a real pervert. Amazing he is not in prison yet.

                I suppose he can afford good lawyers.....

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                  Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                  Mmmm....panda....

                  Jeremy Clarkson alweays thought the best way to save pandas was to eat them.

                  If there was demand, scientists would find a way of making them breed.

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                    Tea this evening harmed no pandas, however M&S had battered some haddock which was quite nice.

                    As per usual, the fried mushrooms didn't make it to the plate.

                    Rounded off with 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie Tea.

                    The evening's first feature is "Shade (2003)" being another of those weird poker scam movies that go completely over my head.

                    Shade (2003) - IMDb

                    The card sharping is very impressive.

                    Stallone, Gabriel Byrne, Thandie Newton, Melanie Griffith, et al.

                    Even a post Worf Michael Dorn.
                    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 6 September 2019, 19:43.
                    When the fun stops, STOP.

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                      Have been catching up on 'Who Do You Think You Are' and it's making me think about rekindling my search for my grandfather's birth certificate. It's all that's standing between me and an Irish passport

                      Katherine Ryan's one was interesting. She was really hoping to find some English ancestry and had to go back about 8 generations to find grandparents from Dorset. Kate Winslet seemed to just overreact a lot about the hardships her family went through in Sweden.

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