Originally posted by WTFH
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
Originally posted by WTFH View PostThe brains of my enemies with my lightning wit.Comment
-
COURT RECORDS: Carlisle man soaked marijuana in formaldehyde that had preserved human brain
<-but no brain
Mostly because it's exploded due to trying & failing to print out gerber files in a usable form.
Dark blue on black isn't floating my boat.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 27 June 2018, 15:10.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
-
Feck all going on in the caliphate today.
Nil - bikini action
Nil - masked men on horseback
Nil - 'oss n cart sporting rag and bone men
Nil - RTA's outside my window
Nil - visible hard drug use
Nil - super strength lager drinking tramp who dresses like Ebeneezer Goode
I'm hoping for a better show tomorrow. It being an England matchday, the few remaining natives should be in 'spoons from breakfast time so the scenes around the fountains at lunchtime could be worth making the trek to view.Comment
-
Bit warm here
These antibiotics the doctor gave me are a bit of a nuisance. You're supposed to take them every six hours, which conflicts with sleeping for at least eight so that's out the window to start with. And you have to take them at evenly-spaced intervals, but at least an hour before food or at least two hours after. So you end up having to sit down and work out complex schedules for things like having a biscuitComment
-
Tea was boiledbeeflamb and carrots and onions.
Got the cornflour about right so it was neither too stiff nor not stiff enough, but definitely around about right.
Followed by stewed raspberries with custard.
Which was very nice too.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
-
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBit warm here
These antibiotics the doctor gave me are a bit of a nuisance. You're supposed to take them every six hours, which conflicts with sleeping for at least eight so that's out the window to start with. And you have to take them at evenly-spaced intervals, but at least an hour before food or at least two hours after. So you end up having to sit down and work out complex schedules for things like having a biscuitComment
-
Tonight's tea, carefully slotted in to a gap in the antibiotics schedule, was some of the chicken cacciatore I made the other week, with rice and petits pois; and exceedingly nice it wasComment
-
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostTonight's tea, carefully slotted in to a gap in the antibiotics schedule, was some of the chicken cacciatore I made the other week, with rice and petits pois; and exceedingly nice it wasComment
-
Originally posted by BR14 View Postno chaotic sauce?? or a drop of vin de chaos?Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment