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Originally posted by WTFH View PostThe brains of my enemies with my lightning wit.Comment
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COURT RECORDS: Carlisle man soaked marijuana in formaldehyde that had preserved human brain
<-but no brain
Mostly because it's exploded due to trying & failing to print out gerber files in a usable form.
Dark blue on black isn't floating my boat.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 27 June 2018, 15:10.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Feck all going on in the caliphate today.
Nil - bikini action
Nil - masked men on horseback
Nil - 'oss n cart sporting rag and bone men
Nil - RTA's outside my window
Nil - visible hard drug use
Nil - super strength lager drinking tramp who dresses like Ebeneezer Goode
I'm hoping for a better show tomorrow. It being an England matchday, the few remaining natives should be in 'spoons from breakfast time so the scenes around the fountains at lunchtime could be worth making the trek to view.Comment
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Bit warm here
These antibiotics the doctor gave me are a bit of a nuisance. You're supposed to take them every six hours, which conflicts with sleeping for at least eight so that's out the window to start with. And you have to take them at evenly-spaced intervals, but at least an hour before food or at least two hours after. So you end up having to sit down and work out complex schedules for things like having a biscuitComment
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Tea was boiledbeeflamb and carrots and onions.
Got the cornflour about right so it was neither too stiff nor not stiff enough, but definitely around about right.
Followed by stewed raspberries with custard.
Which was very nice too.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBit warm here
These antibiotics the doctor gave me are a bit of a nuisance. You're supposed to take them every six hours, which conflicts with sleeping for at least eight so that's out the window to start with. And you have to take them at evenly-spaced intervals, but at least an hour before food or at least two hours after. So you end up having to sit down and work out complex schedules for things like having a biscuitComment
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Tonight's tea, carefully slotted in to a gap in the antibiotics schedule, was some of the chicken cacciatore I made the other week, with rice and petits pois; and exceedingly nice it wasComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostTonight's tea, carefully slotted in to a gap in the antibiotics schedule, was some of the chicken cacciatore I made the other week, with rice and petits pois; and exceedingly nice it wasComment
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Originally posted by BR14 View Postno chaotic sauce?? or a drop of vin de chaos?Comment
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