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Originally posted by BR14 View PostKeep quiet, and think of all the lovely wonga accumulating in your accountsComment
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Originally posted by BR14 View Postand have some ribs and chips, - you'll feel much better
It really is an exceptionally nice soup. I think that may have been the last of it, so I'll have to roast a chicken and make more soon, assuming I can remember how I made itComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostChicken and barley soup today, with wholemeal toast
It really is an exceptionally nice soup. I think that may have been the last of it, so I'll have to roast a chicken and make more soon, assuming I can remember how I made itComment
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Originally posted by BR14 View Postmaybe the propositional calculus might help with the memory retrieval there?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post"There exists a chicken…"Comment
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Looks like tomorrow morning's threatened snow has been downgraded to rain and general chilliness
Goodnight allComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostUpdate: almost immediately, I was told to shelve the interesting stuff so I could do a load of tedious stuff with some really boring bits. So there's that
Then delved into some ETL and discovered they process a few million identical records a many times a day. FFS. They wonder why they need half a terabyte of ram!
Leftover steak & widney pie, yum!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Morning denizens
Wet out, and not very warm either
On the bright side, it's stopped raining, and I should manage to avoid it for the rest of the day.
And on the even brighter side, it's ThursdayComment
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