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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Home!

    Now to get the place warmed up, and re-familiarise myself with the business of getting my own meals
    Try ringing the little bell next to your chair.

    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    I appear to have lost nine pounds since I last weighed myself on my own scales a little over three weeks ago
    I bet the Chinese have lost about 50

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      The battle of the pissy old ladies woodchip has been won, with the enemies forces routed in the field. There now only remains the kitchen as an isolated fortress of resistance, but that's fine as it's not on the agenda for tackling quite yet. Sadly, some collateral damage* to the underlying plaster has taken the shine off this triumph a little . Still, cause for a celebratory pint I say

      * i.e. it's fooked beyond redemption and shall be on the receiving end of Mr Makita in the morning.

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        Just got this sent this video from elder son: -

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dhH...ature=youtu.be

        e*pow(i*pi) = -1

        Alot simpler than I was taught at A level.

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          I appear to have lost nine pounds since I last weighed myself on my own scales a little over three weeks ago
          Eat the Scotch Broth and you will lose alot more than 9 pounds.....

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            Just changed the bed. It's absolutely bloody knackered me

            Still, it's done now, and that's easily a day's exercise out of the way

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Just changed the bed. It's absolutely bloody knackered me

              Still, it's done now, and that's easily a day's exercise out of the way
              I delivered my parcel by cycling a round trip of 16 miles. Taking my time and getting rained on. Not knackered.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                I delivered my parcel by cycling a round trip of 16 miles. Taking my time and getting rained on. Not knackered.
                I'm still a bit low on the old haemoglobin, so I've been advised to build up the exercise gradually

                I think I should probably eat nothing but steak for a week or two, just to help things along

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I'm still a bit low on the old haemoglobin
                  Just haemoglobin, I hope....

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                    Chips brought successfully through Phase I of preparation

                    I've missed decent homemade (by me) chips.

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                      And I popped over to Sainsbury's Local. It's cold and rainy out there at the moment, though supposedly it'll turn snowy later on

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