Someone has just put wrapping paper on the work fridge. To look like Father Christmas. Piccie on my fb feed.....
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New admission. This one was unconscious; might have been brought from elsewhere in the hospital. I think this room is just about full again - there might be one bed left down the far end.
Lunch, during which the newbie arrived, has been beef casserole with boiled spuds and dumpling (singular), followed by chocolate mousse. Like everything here it could do with a lot more salt (though not the mousse), but it wasn't bad
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So you pull on Santa's belt, reach in and get some cream out?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSomeone has just put wrapping paper on the work fridge. To look like Father Christmas. Piccie on my fb feed.....
I'm not sure if that was what you intended.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Agent to Client:- "NFs gone AWOL, I haven't any clue as to why, however, its your lucky day as I have an ideal (read cheaper and less skilled) replacement, fortunately who has, just this minute, become available"Originally posted by NickFitz View PostJust emailed the client directly to let him know the situation, as one can't be sure how these things turn out when filtered through the agent
The contract ends on January 7th anyway, so I wasn't planning to be back there after stopping for Christmas, or only for a day or so. But if they want to extend, they'll have to wait until February at the earliest now. Saves me having to drive the A14 during that terrible January weather
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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You said you'd keep schtum you cad!Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostAgent to Client:- "NFs gone AWOL, I haven't any clue as to why, however, its your lucky day as I have an ideal (read cheaper and less skilled) replacement, fortunately who has, just this minute, become available"

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here too, but it's slowly turning to sludge.Originally posted by WTFH View PostStill snowing
pavements impassable <for me, anyway>.
Good job i'm well stocked in essentials.Comment
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Don't forget IPSE+ has both scenarios covered.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNot sure - tomorrow if in a box due to complications during open heart surgery, sometime next week (possibly Sunday) if no such complications arise
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On of my locals has just updated their facebook page to say they are doing 20% discount for anyone who can make it there tonight.Originally posted by BR14 View Posthere too, but it's slowly turning to sludge.
pavements impassable <for me, anyway>.
Good job i'm well stocked in essentials.
...well it would be rude not to support local businesses.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Does it ensure the scotch broth goes to a good, caring home??Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDon't forget IPSE+ has both scenarios covered.
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