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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Stages of recovering from the lurgy:
    1. "Great, I'm feeling a lot better today! "

    2. *does simple household tasks for five minutes*

    3. "Oh God, this is the end, I'm going to die "
    Time for toddy then

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      NLUK - 155 posts in TPD
      BR14 - 194 posts in TPD
      eek - 4409 posts in TPD

      eek is entitled to his opinion as he has more than 1000 TPD posts - though I disagree. I am now friends with Suity on facebook and enjoy his posts very much.

      NLUK and BR14 need to STFU until they reach 1000. Especially BR14 who has been tpd trolling.

      The only person I respect in TPD is Zeity who has more TPD posts than me. For the moment.

      Thank God WTFH cannot control post count - only admin can do that.....
      quite frankly my dear, - i don't give a damn!
      and i'm not aware of any trolling.
      so go play with the traffic.

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        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        so go play with the traffic.
        But he may do it around Bank junction and the vast majority of cyclists have brakes.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          You cheat with your posts.

          You deliberately write one sentence per post the vast majority of the time.

          And PIP can go feck himself.
          "cheat" - what are the rules? The vast majority of my posts are from a different tpd era.

          I would suggest you go f**k yourself. But you are so unattractive you would not want to f**k yourself.

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            Originally posted by BR14 View Post
            quite frankly my dear, - i don't give a damn!
            and i'm not aware of any trolling.
            so go play with the traffic.
            Twunt.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              But you are so unattractive I married you.
              FTFY
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                *raps desk with blackboard duster*

                FFS, leave it out you lot

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                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  FTFY
                  I married them all. Ugly, attractive, fat, thin, rich, poor.

                  Well there were no poor ones after the divorce.

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                    I'm making Scotch broth with the remains of the half shoulder of lamb from yesterday. I even got a barley-lentil-split pea mix and soaked it overnight, and all that kind of stuff

                    I'm simmering the veg with the meat and bone for a few hours before adding that, though. AIUI the grains and pulses only need about an hour or so of simmering, and that wouldn't be enough to properly draw the flavours out of the scapula

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      *raps desk with blackboard duster*

                      FFS, leave it out you lot
                      Perhaps we need a discussion on who are welcome and not welcome in tpd?

                      I always thought EVERYONE was welcome in tpd.

                      If I am tolerated the bar must be very low.

                      Maybe we should ask the thread creator?

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