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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I'm still sitting here.

    Quietly reading El Reg.

    And listening to the jackdaws squabbling about something (probably pears) in the garden.

    I shall get up & wash the dishes in a minute.

    wot? - no maid? or dishwasher?

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      For the four hundredth time: links are up

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Which damn thing?

        The jug or the house?

        or both?

        Just askin' like.
        Either or both.

        Your family seem to like harassing you about stuff they can't be fecked to do themselves.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          Exercise done.

          Some old woman was trying to push me in a supermarket queue as obviously it would make the checkout girl and the customer before me go faster.

          She was very displeased to find my top half was wet.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            Watching UK border force.

            A woman is told to get a better fitting bra.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Watching UK border force.

              A woman is told to get a better fitting bra.
              Grounds for deportation?

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Grounds for deportation?
                More like further investigation

                😝

                On another note we are at a site with loads of trees, advised not to leave car outside of caravan as branches may fall.

                Being English we all ignored that until a branch fell on one of the neighbours cars n smashed a window.

                Big one too lucky it was only the car strangely all cars now moved to designated parking area which still had a lot of trees!!

                Glad we have a parasol as it seems the acorns have started to fall.

                Off to local town to buy gifts have seen some rather nice tulip bulbs in a clog with a windmill painted on them. Nothing like a bit of stereotyping to brighten up the day.

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  For the four hundredth time: links are up
                  Marvellous will puruse them later with a glass of beer.

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                    Gardening done so now I need another shower as it is hot outside.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      Sausages on wholemeal rolls for lunch

                      It's very sunny out there. Not really my kind of thing at all

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