Originally posted by zeitghost
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
-
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhich damn thing?
The jug or the house?
or both?
Just askin' like.
Your family seem to like harassing you about stuff they can't be fecked to do themselves."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
-
Exercise done.
Some old woman was trying to push me in a supermarket queue as obviously it would make the checkout girl and the customer before me go faster.
She was very displeased to find my top half was wet."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
-
Watching UK border force.
A woman is told to get a better fitting bra."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
-
Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWatching UK border force.
A woman is told to get a better fitting bra.Comment
-
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostGrounds for deportation?
😝
On another note we are at a site with loads of trees, advised not to leave car outside of caravan as branches may fall.
Being English we all ignored that until a branch fell on one of the neighbours cars n smashed a window.
Big one too lucky it was only the car strangely all cars now moved to designated parking area which still had a lot of trees!!
Glad we have a parasol as it seems the acorns have started to fall.
Off to local town to buy gifts have seen some rather nice tulip bulbs in a clog with a windmill painted on them. Nothing like a bit of stereotyping to brighten up the day.Comment
-
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFor the four hundredth time: links are upComment
-
Gardening done so now I need another shower as it is hot outside."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
-
Sausages on wholemeal rolls for lunch
It's very sunny out there. Not really my kind of thing at allComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Expert Accounting for Contractors: Trusted by thousands Today 14:47
- Finish the song lyric Today 12:05
- A quick read of the taxman’s Spotlight 67 may not be enough Today 09:27
- Contractor MVL Solution from SFP Yesterday 12:53
- Gary Lineker and HMRC broker IR35 settlement on the hush Yesterday 09:10
- IT contractor jobs market sinks to four-year low in November Dec 10 09:30
- Joke of the Day Dec 9 14:57
- How company directors can offset employer NIC rising to 15% Dec 9 10:30
- Contractors, seen Halifax’s 18-month fixed rate remortgage? Dec 5 09:59
- Contractors, don’t be fooled by HMRC Spotlight 67 on MSCs Dec 4 09:20
Comment