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    I'm in a place with other people.

    Am I allowed to ram someone who hasn't turned their sound off phone down their throat?

    He's offered his seat to a lady staring at him but doesn't realise she too wants to ram his phone down his throat.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      Shoot the mofo.

      Cap a couple of 9mms in his arse.

      <Zeity in "getting down with the homies">

      I think I've watched too many action movies recently.


      The ZeitTea this evening consisted of the final remains of Sunday's beef.

      It must be said that it was a bit tough.

      I dunno if it was the way I cooked it or what.

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        He stopped playing with his phone and started to chat the lady up. The lady was older and married. Then he got off.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          He stopped playing with his phone and started to chat the lady up. The lady was older and married. Then he got off.
          With the married lady? His luck was in?

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            The afternoon trip out to B&Q (Diamond Day), thence to Maplin (clearance bargains WTF do I want a PCMCIA card interface for? I haven't even got a PCMCIA card. It was £1.80 which explains it), thence to Machine Mart where I bought nothing, and finally to Buyology where I also bought nothing.

            The door now has a tubular latch fitted and some handles that may be used to open said door should the fancy take one so to do.
            Productive day!

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              Suppose I'd better make dinner. As usual midweek, this will involve not much more than heating stuff up

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Suppose I'd better make dinner. As usual midweek, this will involve not much more than heating stuff up
                Done! A few slices of the gammon I roasted the other week quickly fried to warm them up, with chips, beans, and a fried egg

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                  While out driving earlier, I saw an adolescent squirrel struggling in the middle of a road, a long way from any trees. I guided it gently back to safety.

                  If AtW asks, I ran the f**ker over. I have a reputation to keep up.

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                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    Just discovered that the end client I'm about to start work with (sanity check role) has outsourced the actual project work to TCS - do I create the boom thread for July - Dec 2018 now or wait until later....
                    I'm in *exactly* the same position eek, I suspect my assignment will run beyond year-end...
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      Clientco have just changed outsourcer on 3rd August to TCS. Already delivering late! Where there's chaos there's a contract!
                      Beer
                      is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
                      Benjamin Franklin

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