Mrs BP on the tennis again.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP on the tennis again.
Many years ago I phoned them and they said "We knew it was you, you're the only person we know who would phone during the FA Cup final"Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to that
Many years ago I phoned them and they said "We knew it was you, you're the only person we know who would phone during the FA Cup final"
Like the best time to get your timesheet signed is when your boss(okay NLUK - timesheet signer) is heading to the toilet.....Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThe BBC now have to fill 20mins with padding and the new Dr is someone I've never heard of.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to thatComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to that
Many years ago I phoned them and they said "We knew it was you, you're the only person we know who would phone during the FA Cup final"
Anyway I'm done, 40 hours or so with my two lovely nephews.
The one year old has a constantly massive mischievous grin, has a tendency for non malicious naughtiness and is a right little Madam.
She's just perfectThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Have the beeb ticked all the boxes?
Is she a disabled black lesbian?
If not, why not.
I don't not pay my licence fee for nothing you know.Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostCan they get drunk on fermenting apples?
Originally posted by bladdered waspNow I know I can fly if I try really hard, but it's a nice day so I'll just buzz a bit and walk
I think I'm customed out now so I won't be watching that any more.
There's another of those R4 "comedies" on at the moment so I've turned the wireless off.
Much like I did at noon when the desperately unfunny ISIHAC came.
The cluelessness of the entire enterprise is blatently obvious.Last edited by zeitghost; 16 July 2017, 18:27.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThe BBC now have to fill 20mins with padding and the new Dr is someone I've never heard of.
Neither do I, I just Googled who she was.
I've spent the afternoon Googling tennis stats for family so thought I would Google her as well."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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