Mrs BP on the tennis again.
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I just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to thatOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP on the tennis again.
Many years ago I phoned them and they said "We knew it was you, you're the only person we know who would phone during the FA Cup final"
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Though if you wanted to borrow some money it would be a good time to ask. She would say yes to get rid of you.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to that
Many years ago I phoned them and they said "We knew it was you, you're the only person we know who would phone during the FA Cup final"
Like the best time to get your timesheet signed is when your boss(okay NLUK - timesheet signer) is heading to the toilet.....Comment
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They should fill the time by livestreaming all the man-babies shrieking hysterically on TwitterOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostThe BBC now have to fill 20mins with padding and the new Dr is someone I've never heard of.
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Turns out she didn't bother watching it anyway because "It's just boring when you know who's going to win"Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to that
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You should try ringing Mrs.MarkyMarks Mum during the tennisOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostI just realised I'd better not phone my mum at the moment, as it's the Wimbledon men's final right now and she'll be glued to that
Many years ago I phoned them and they said "We knew it was you, you're the only person we know who would phone during the FA Cup final"

Anyway I'm done, 40 hours or so with my two lovely nephews.
The one year old has a constantly massive mischievous grin, has a tendency for non malicious naughtiness and is a right little Madam.
She's just perfect
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Have the beeb ticked all the boxes?
Is she a disabled black lesbian?
If not, why not.
I don't not pay my licence fee for nothing you know.
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Dunno about the dinos, but the wasps get completely bladdered a bit later on in July & August.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostCan they get drunk on fermenting apples?
Instead of doing something vaguely useful, I spent the late afternoon watching the NZ and City of London cop shows, plus the NZ customs thing.Originally posted by bladdered waspNow I know I can fly if I try really hard, but it's a nice day so I'll just buzz a bit and walk
I think I'm customed out now so I won't be watching that any more.
There's another of those R4 "comedies" on at the moment so I've turned the wireless off.
Much like I did at noon when the desperately unfunny ISIHAC came.
The cluelessness of the entire enterprise is blatently obvious.Last edited by zeitghost; 16 July 2017, 18:27.Comment
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You mean you don't watch that award winning show Broadchurch?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThe BBC now have to fill 20mins with padding and the new Dr is someone I've never heard of.
Neither do I, I just Googled who she was.
I've spent the afternoon Googling tennis stats for family so thought I would Google her as well."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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