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I was in the shared kitchen earlier and a lady from another company came in and put the kettle on. She said "im going for a wee" and went to walk out. I said "too much information".
Of course, if the roles were reversed, I would be up on sexual harassment charges now.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was in the shared kitchen earlier and a lady from another company came in and put the kettle on. She said "im going for a wee" and went to walk out. I said "too much information".
Of course, if the roles were reversed, I would be up on sexual harassment charges now.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostMaybe she thought you were Donald Trump with the yellow hair?Comment
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Just had a brief hail shower, that's the first precipitation in weeks. A bit breezy out too.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View Post...on a conf call with the outsourced support team and the business. None of them know I'm going at the end of this week. This is hilarious. The guy running the call (from the Indian outsource company) has two problems:
1. He refuses to stop speaking at times when he should be listening.
2. When he eventually stops to allow others to speak, he doesn't listen. In fact he doesn't listen to the point that he then updates a presentation with things that bear no resemblance to what was discussed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI think me shouting "make my tea : its women's work" was the clincher....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostJust had a brief hail shower, that's the first precipitation in weeks. A bit breezy out too.
Just after baby bp was talking to skanks at the local park instead of walking away. I keep explaining that there are idiots everywhere and you have to learn to walk away.
I suppose if there is a war they will make good cannon fodder....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHad one of those last night. A nice head massage.
Just after baby bp was talking to skanks at the local park instead of walking away. I keep explaining that there are idiots everywhere and you have to learn to walk away.
I suppose if there is a war they will make good cannon fodder...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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