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Originally posted by covbob View PostMorning all
Well, General seems to be a pointless waste of time as usual. Any bets on how long the current tedious sockies "Pip in a Poke" and "Big Blue Plymouth" will survive? I guess that as they've kept a fairly low profile thus far they'll fly under the radar a little longer, unlike some of their previous incarnations.Comment
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Exercise done
Now for some meetings"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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It's all very inneresting really.
And there's something in the air but I don't know what it is, but it's making I cough my fecking lungs up.
A sort of burnt wood type of smell.
<cough>
Oh, and the place is full of skool kids again.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's all very inneresting really.
And there's something in the air but I don't know what it is, but it's making I cough my fecking lungs up.
A sort of burnt wood type of smell.
<cough>
Oh, and the place is full of skool kids again.Comment
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Nah. That doesn't smell of burnt wood.
The skoolkids just got asked the enterprising question "Name the ship that the android Data served in".Comment
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Morning denizens
I was down at five to seven to open the gate for the bins, only to find somebody had left it open all night
They were probably annoyed at the bins not being emptied last week but that was due to it being relocked by somebody later in the morning. I'll now have to keep checking it's closed on Thursday night until whoever it is calms down and stops unlocking it
Anyway, I was straight back to bed after that and, arising, I find it's just as grey now as it was thenComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAnd once you've finished that you can go on to "The Bridge" with dear dear Saga and Martin.
The fourth is supposed to be arriving this year some timeComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMorning denizens
I was down at five to seven to open the gate for the bins, only to find somebody had left it open all night
They were probably annoyed at the bins not being emptied last week but that was due to it being relocked by somebody later in the morning. I'll now have to keep checking it's closed on Thursday night until whoever it is calms down and stops unlocking it
Anyway, I was straight back to bed after that and, arising, I find it's just as grey now as it was then"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAnd once you've finished that you can go on to "The Bridge" with dear dear Saga and Martin.
I have much fellow feeling with Saga.
Neither of us understand hu-mans very well.
My entertainment last evening consisted of an ep of "Person of Interest" which was truly odd, followed by the remake of "Point Blank" entitled "Payback" and starring the AustraloSeptic antisemite himself.
It was ok, but not a patch on Lee Marvin in "Point Blank"."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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