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    Good deed for the day done. Spotted an old lady being blown over by a gust of wind and headed off to assist - plenty of passers-by were on hand but, this being outside the office, I had access to the reception man with his first aid box. A spot of pressure on her head wound and she's bundled off in an ambulance to be stuck back together.

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      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
      Good deed for the day done. Spotted an old lady being blown over by a gust of wind and headed off to assist - plenty of passers-by were on hand but, this being outside the office, I had access to the reception man with his first aid box. A spot of pressure on her head wound and she's bundled off in an ambulance to be stuck back together.
      Were you insured?

      The next thing you know, she will suing you for "negligence"

      Well done, otherwise
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        Were you insured?

        The next thing you know, she will suing you for "negligence"

        Well done, otherwise
        I'll be ok, I told them I was called MrMarkyMark

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          Got something to do today.

          To whit: the probate forms for ZeitMater.

          Well it's more useful than sitting here farting all day.

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Got something to do today.

            To whit: the probate forms for ZeitMater.

            Well it's more useful than sitting here farting all day.
            You are suppose to blame the dog or cat for the farts...
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Good deed for the day done. Spotted an old lady being blown over by a gust of wind and headed off to assist - plenty of passers-by were on hand but, this being outside the office, I had access to the reception man with his first aid box. A spot of pressure on her head wound and she's bundled off in an ambulance to be stuck back together.


              I presume you tucked an invoice for your time into her handbag as they wheeled her away

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                I presume you tucked an invoice for your time into her handbag as they wheeled her away
                No need. ClientCo are (unwittingly) covering it.

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                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  No need. ClientCo are (unwittingly) covering it.
                  Sounds like you were subjective to MOO.

                  Unless "First Aid" was one of the deliverables on your contract
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Sounds like you were subjective to MOO.

                    Unless "First Aid" was one of the deliverables on your contract
                    He was acting as a good citizen under Health and Safety regs - so he's covered.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                      I'll be ok, I told them I was called Suity
                      That explains all the kids ....
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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