Good deed for the day done. Spotted an old lady being blown over by a gust of wind and headed off to assist - plenty of passers-by were on hand but, this being outside the office, I had access to the reception man with his first aid box. A spot of pressure on her head wound and she's bundled off in an ambulance to be stuck back together.
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostGood deed for the day done. Spotted an old lady being blown over by a gust of wind and headed off to assist - plenty of passers-by were on hand but, this being outside the office, I had access to the reception man with his first aid box. A spot of pressure on her head wound and she's bundled off in an ambulance to be stuck back together.
The next thing you know, she will suing you for "negligence"
Well done, otherwiseThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWere you insured?
The next thing you know, she will suing you for "negligence"
Well done, otherwiseComment
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Got something to do today.
To whit: the probate forms for ZeitMater.
Well it's more useful than sitting here farting all day.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostGot something to do today.
To whit: the probate forms for ZeitMater.
Well it's more useful than sitting here farting all day."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostGood deed for the day done. Spotted an old lady being blown over by a gust of wind and headed off to assist - plenty of passers-by were on hand but, this being outside the office, I had access to the reception man with his first aid box. A spot of pressure on her head wound and she's bundled off in an ambulance to be stuck back together.
I presume you tucked an invoice for your time into her handbag as they wheeled her awayComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
I presume you tucked an invoice for your time into her handbag as they wheeled her awayComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNo need. ClientCo are (unwittingly) covering it.
Unless "First Aid" was one of the deliverables on your contractThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSounds like you were subjective to MOO.
Unless "First Aid" was one of the deliverables on your contract"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostI'll be ok, I told them I was called SuityAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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