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Morning denizens
Cloudy out, according to the phone
I'm starting to think I may indeed have some kind of lurgy but, if so, it seems comparatively mild, apart from the sense of utter exhaustion it induced yesterday. Let's hope that was just a precursor symptom and goes away soonComment
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Another day in the fun house
And then an evening at a comedy gig.
I anticipate the amateur clowns tonight will be significantly funnier than the professional ones i'll spend my working day withComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
Another day in the fun house
And then an evening at a comedy gig.
I anticipate the amateur clowns tonight will be significantly funnier than the professional ones i'll spend my working day with
Whatever do you mean?
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Back from the office, but more work to do. Quick glass of wine in the business lounge then the rock and roll lifestyle continues with room service.
I'm in a country with stunning food, but no time to enjoy it.
Dinner tonight is chicken wings, and in between testing fixes, they will be washed down with a £60 bottle of wine.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a contractor. Alcoholics go to meetings. Contractors bill their clients for liver damage.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostBack from the office, but more work to do. Quick glass of wine in the business lounge then the rock and roll lifestyle continues with room service.
I'm in a country with stunning food, but no time to enjoy it.
Dinner tonight is chicken wings, and in between testing fixes, they will be washed down with a £60 bottle of wine.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a contractor. Alcoholics go to meetings. Contractors bill their clients for liver damage.
Some also bill to have their septum rebuilt at the same timeThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostGlad to hear it
Some also bill to have their septum rebuilt at the same time…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostSeptum is fine. It doesn't get damaged eyeballing.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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